If only she had stuck to the lyrics of her trucker hit remake, “Willin,” perhaps then the obstacle-overcomers would already have replaced “¡Si se puede!” with the song’s Arizona twang:
I’ve been warped by the rain, driven by the snowThen again, the obstacle-setter-uppers might find a bold rejoinder elsewhere in the song: “And I’ve been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet / Had my head stove in but I’m still on my feet / And I’m still…willin.”
I’m drunk and dirty, don’t you know…
And I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico…
But I’m still…willin
Indeed, Arizonans should be so lucky to get by with a wind-kicking. While the border shooting of rancher Robert Krentz and his dog in March shocked many Americans, it fit a familiar pattern of violence. A state senator testified last week that ranchers watch hundreds of illegals cross their property daily. They travel in military-like overwatch formations, replete with a SAW gunner followed by drugs and guns at half-mile intervals. One rancher found 17 dead bodies on his property in the last two years. Investigating such deaths is dangerous: when police get killed, 80% of the time the killer is an illegal. Meanwhile, Phoenix holds a title most people would associate with Baghdad or Mogadishu: it’s the runner-up to Mexico City for the world’s most kidnappings, notwithstanding this week’s freeing of a 22 year-old mentally handicapped Phoenix woman from drug lords.
So when the White House offered its expert summary of the situation, you’ll understand if Arizonans mistook it for some sort of subtle parable: “Now, suddenly, if you don’t have your papers and you took your kid out to get ice cream, you’re going to be harassed,” it said. That’s a scenario that just might be plausible enough to worry about, if “papers” meant the ransom money in your satchel, and “harassed” meant kidnapped. But alas, this was a classic case of a central planner misunderstanding a distant problem, and attacking a solution.
Of course, an unconstitutional law is unconstitutional, regardless of its makers’ proximity to the problem. The final, amended law (a more precise version of the original controversial law) makes it a state crime to be in the US illegally. How terribly ontological: a law that makes illegality illegal. So if cops detain someone for, say, public intoxication, they can now demand a registration document if they suspect (race cannot be the sole factor) illegal residence. Critics object to the “papers please” innuendo, as well as the race factor. Yet the unenforced federal law has both provisions.
Now, I had some proximity of my own to the Mexican border earlier this year. I asked a legal Russian alien friend there what she made of the law. It’s nothing new, she says. When she gets pulled over, the cops hear her accent and immediately ask for her “papers” (she always keeps a copy on her). Actually, she says, America’s immigration laws are weak, considering the demand for entering such a great country.
It seems Mayor Chris Coleman of St. Paul, Minnesota doesn’t share this Russian’s high regard for American greatness. He issued an Arizona boycott. Meanwhile on Main Street in Nogales last weekend, a “merchant” who went nameless to avoid a violent death said the boycotters have taken their toll on his livelihood: “It’s dead. We should be closed today, but we don’t want to hurt our employees.”
If anything, it is Mayor Coleman’s boycott that’s unconstitutional. The Supremacy Clause precludes states from disrupting the enforcement of federal laws. In McCulloch v Maryland (1819), Justice John Marshall ruled, “the States have no power, by taxation or otherwise, to retard, impede, burden, or in any manner control the operations of the constitutional laws enacted by Congress…” Whereas the Arizona law fulfills the federal law's mission (as it also does with, say, inter-state kidnappings), Mayor Coleman’s boycott falls into Marshall’s “otherwise” category, impeding the enforcement of a Congressional law.
So as Arizonans get kicked by the winds of a drug war, rich celebrities and distant politicians stand up for cultural masochism. On a recent trip to China, state department human rights envoy Michael Posner emphasized “racial discrimination” in Arizona “early and often.” Even Roy Stryker, the New Dealer that promoted photographs of destitution in the southwest (e.g., the famous “Migrant Mother) to legitimize government intervention, felt some shame when a Nazi asked for photos which might prove America’s weakness to Hitler: “I had no intention of allowing the record of America’s internal problems to fall into his hand,” Stryker said.
Arizona has internal problems, but it also has an internal solution. The problem is an illegal population that cost the state $2.7 billion last year and is disproportionately behind the terror. The solution lies in the Arizona policemen that will put their lives at greater risk to enforce the federal law. It lies in a state citizenry that’s still proud, and indeed, still willin.